Sunday 21 December 2014

5 Signs You're TOTALLY Wasting Your Time



Hello;

If your love interest is unwilling to put significant effort into a real commitment to
you and making the relationship go forward, it's time to bail from this sinking ship,
before you drown in heartache.. Yeah!

Okay! Here are 5 warning signs, I personally think you should look out for in a
relationship:

Friday 19 December 2014

J! Mansion Award



Are You In Lagos (and environs) or You Visiting Nigeria and Have No Plan To Keep Yourself Busy and Funky and Dont Wan Get Hit With The Tsunami of Boredom?

Then, J! MaNsioN AwarD CoMiNg Up On DeCemBeR 27tReGuLaR Is For You!!!

Comedy @its Best, Unlimited Music, So Much Fun Awaits You...

To Attend J! Mansion Award and

Thursday 18 December 2014

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ONE NIGHT STAND Episode 1

By Jerhnie Green



"Oh c'mon! It felt so real'' Kim said to her best friend Abby who was telling her dreams don't come through as they where standing on the hallway in school. Obviously Kim had narrated what went down with the hot guy in her dream.

''So you think you would be getting a boyfriend anytime soon?'' Abby said, staring into an empty space, she was probably thinking of her ex.

Kim rolled her eyes...she had dated a couple of guys, some didn't last more than a month. The highest was a three or two months thingy.

"Its just a feeling" Kim replied looking round the hallway where students were talking and chatting with their friends.

"I cant believe I missed this place" she shook her head in disbelief. School wasn't Kim's thing, but she had missed it.

Abby stepped in front of Kim "if I were you I wouldn't have come back" she said, leaning on her friends locker.

Abby Disick is the only child of her parents and roughly the same age as Kim. They've bin friends since Sophomore year. She has a dark long hair, not like those hot brunettes but she is 'Ok'. She also has a tint skin tone, with a slim-tall frame

Wednesday 17 December 2014

TEMITOPE OKE WOO TOURNEY 0.4 | DANNY [VS] MCROY


Danny Corban Daniels ((vs)) Øbéý McRoy

WOO CHIC: Asher Pearl

Sponsor: Temitope Oke's Blog

Øbéý McRoy #checked

God's in heaven. . . Yo were that angel standing next to Him / now u're here... Yet with your smiles you bring the earth to Him/ flawless among all, Heirness of myrrh and frankincense, I grasp the truth with clarity that u are in my arms, no 
obsurity

Anxious smile meet her blue gaze
teasing flowing whring spinning prism
Burning hands touch her fiary dance maze
body language starts to decor the rainbow myther
Sprint a little faster and take your position
My beautiful pearl am0ng flocks of Ewe

Lets dined on mince of pearls and slices of quince 
Which we will eat with a runcible spoon
It easy to be beautiful, its difficult to appear so
I admire you beloved for the trap you've let its like a final chapter no one reads because the plot is over

TEMITOPE OKE WOO TOURNEY 0.4 GEN2GEE [VS] GAFSEY

GEN2GEE [VS] GAFSEY 

WOO CHIC: Obadiah Nennang 

Sponsor: Temitope Oke's Blog 

Moiyo's Verse

My Obadiah


....stuck in idle places
Now I journey miles...a smile price to pay in 
Alas; the thought of an opponent ignites my riffle's rage please...
Yet you're a stamp in my Bible pages!

Obadiah
Reminding me of the goodness in worship
I adore your morals
Beauty that others proclaim Lordship
Your curves...and boldly cut corners..

The sweetest words will underestimate your endowment...
And flatter will surely belittle your domeanor
A man is charmed, your appearance is enchantment
My love seeks passage via your corridor!

TEMITOPE OKE WOO TOURNEY 0.4 AYOKUNLE [VS] DUKE

AYOKUNLE [VS] DUKE 


WOO CHIC: Niniola Temitope   



Duke Knight ....

Help me tell my dear Niniola


That

In a solitude of the sea
Deep from human vanity
And the pride of life that planned her, stilly couches she

Steel chambers, late the pyres
Of her salamandrine fires,
Cold currents thrid, and turn to rhythmic tidal lyres.

A Voice Note


It's a voice note from Tpops Era, a fast rising hip-pop star from Lagos, Nigeria.
He rhyme on this note with the blog's name.

Ping this two BB Pins if you wan listen to it. 7FEDFBD3 or 314B69E2

Would have uploaded it here but erm, it's complicated.

Check out Tpops - "i-Wrote" a single he released on this blog earlier from his Un-Broken EP

Click below to see, listen and download each track.
Un-Broken EP


Tuesday 16 December 2014

"Unseen 808's"

 


I take a walk from a corner of my mind...from the dark side am drifting
Being busy these days.. Seems have ignored scripting
Am tired of the bagagges have being lifting
The only bags I wanna lift is lipton

Read this and Listen!

I may not be a genius but have never failed to wow one
Even when people write me off then throw me out in frustration like tantrums
I still preach the verses through like a Pastor
And could end up indoctrinating your soul with my words

Thursday 11 December 2014

Temitope Oke Woo Tourney 0.4 Deyung vs Cooger



Deyung vs Cooger

Woo Chik: Temitope Oke

Sponsor: Temitope Oke's Blog

Deyung:

@Temitope

GBOP WOO TOURNEY


Geez Book of Pimps is a virtual community of vibrant Nigerian youths. 
GBOP or G-BOP as its fondly called is a Facebook based group and has being in existence before 2010. 

LADY OF THE NIGHT



Her scent beckons of seduction
Her eyes flashing like glittering gems
Her fingers dance the dance of allure
This light-skinned lady of the night

Her voice, her tone promises pleasure
Her gifts displayed, a dainty feast that titillates

Wednesday 10 December 2014

CNN: 28 Internet Acronyms Every Parent Should Know



CNN’s digital correspondent, Kelly Wallace, has compiled a list of some internet acronyms widely used by savvy teens on social media and texting apps that he thinks all parents should know.

Read the list, he says it will redefine how you monitor your teen’s conversations with his/her peers.

Wednesday 3 December 2014

ONE NIGHT STAND


By Jerhnie Green

•°PROLOGUE°•
It started out as a kiss on the cheek, but one or both of them moved and it turned into a kiss on the lips. Then a tentative nibble nurtured with heat and want, that matured quickly into a gasping ravenous teenage bite. His chest was already bare, he was just on a jean trouser. Her hands found his hardened nipples, and she teased them and kissed her way around his ribs to bring her tongue to tease them. They moved close simultaneously, his arms easing around her neck, her hand on his head, at the small of his back. Their mouths opened and their tongues danced a slow waltz.

New Story

Pardon us on the short break, we the crew @ Temitope Oke's Blog got a big one on our hands and we say we are sorry!

New story coming up and we have here a new contributor to the blog, premiering her new book titled ONE NIGHT STAND.

Thursday 20 November 2014

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Happy birthday to Nigerian able President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Happy birthday to Nigerian able President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan

Its our President  57th birthday today November. 20th, so let’s celebrate him. Happy Birthday To President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan. We all at temitopeoke.blogspot.com join other well meaning Nigerians to celebrate Mr President, asking the good Lord to grant him more wisdom and strength to lead our great nation, Nigeria.

Happy birthday Sir!
President Jonathan Goodluck Jonathan's Biography & Life History

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Monday 17 November 2014

''JES SAYIN'' ANDY360 ft NANA & CHARM



Andy360:
Ama spiritual lyrical miracle mystical/ 
aka get yo favourite rapper misrable n ridicled/....how pitiful/ 
raw 2d core wen i spit a few/....ma vocal chord steady spillin crude/ 
leave ya floatin in a swimmin pool/... On some hollywood flick, i swear u niggaz miniscule/ 
one lane subscribers... U silly fools so predictable/ 
mayne ama bomb waitin 2go off, interupt n watch me go tick tick boom!/ 
i seem little/.. but really dudes am far from these primi joos/ 
100% wit dem illy tunes/... Ma writtens r beautiful/...n felt off plates like shii 4rm a blind reading school/ 
niggaz think am sick n rude/...They bitches think am pretty cool/ 
dopeness in a small package...Boy ama mini coup/ 
hard 2miss me in d dark cos dis crook a glistenin jewel/ 
trapped d 9tails in ma belly... Boo ma goons aint diggin soon/ 
bitches quick 2blow the whistle/...I mean they quick to choke the weasel/ 
wen it coms 2 d kitty cats know am wicked brute/ 
start a war wit ma tongue...the pistol is ma finishin tool/ 

Monday 10 November 2014

"I WROTE " by Tpops



Prior to the success of his L.A.D COMPILATION , Released sometimes ago. Tpops is Back to Show Some appreciation To his Fans, lovers, and the Real hip-hop heads. This song was delivered with Great Lyricsm, the lyrical content , story lines,controversy and much more Spiced this joint he Titled "I WROTE ".
It will definately be on ur Replay...  

13 Things Only People Who’ve Been To Nigeria Will Understand

You may look like ‘Alice in the Wonderland’ when you see some weird and interesting things that happen only in Nigeria. Some of these things may seem out of fashion in other countries; but never mind, every country in the world has got their own ‘secret codes’ too. Therefore, we present to you 13 things that only people who have been to Nigeria will understand: 

1. Nigerians only visit a dentist office when there is no other remedy. Visiting a dentist for normal check-up is not an everyday thing in Nigeria.
Dentist chair

Wednesday 5 November 2014

Reasons Why You Are Still Singles


Have you reached a point where it really stings when someone asks, ‘How come you’re still single?’ or ‘How someone like you is still not married?’ If you’ve reached a point where being with someone matters more than being the hottest person in the room, then it’s time you find out the root cause of your singledom. 
Listen up fellas, there is a huge difference between the guys who get girls on a consistent basis and the one’s who just can’t seem to get attention from the opposite sex no matter how hard they try.
If your love life is on the skids, it’s safe to assume that you are probably guilty of one of these blunders. 

Tuesday 4 November 2014

HOW TO TALK TO WOMEN



Hello Guyz;

Language is one of the most beautiful innovations that the conscience of mankind has ever created.

How we are able to shape sounds and articulate information with our mouths, hands, facial expressions and any other medium of direct communication is absolutely profound and allows us to exercise the great depth of the human mind.

Conversations can quickly escalate from a simple “Hello” (of course, accompanied by a soothing smile) to jokes and laughing, maybe a few flirtatious hints or innuendos, or the occasional serious tones that lets a person know you mean business.
But how exactly do you use this art form to entertain the woman of your dreams?


Well, you’re about to find out. Walk with me...

___STRICTLY FOR SINGLES___


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Don't marry for sex;
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Don't marry because you are of age,
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Don't marry because you are getting old,
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Don't marry because you are lonely,
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Don't marry because you need someone to
support you financially,

9 Tips: What Should A Bride Do After Returning From Honeymoon

9 Tips: What Should A Bride Do After Returning From Honeymoon
What do you think?
1. New Address Action
Tell all of your friends your new address if you are moving to the family house. Don’t forget to send this important information to your bank, employers, press subscriptions as well.

Sunday 2 November 2014

9 Things Men Do When They Are Interested In You

9 Things Men Do When They Are Interested In You

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to read other people’s minds? Here are 9 essential signs that will always help you find out if the guy is trying to flirt with you.
We cannot teach you read his mind, but we are capable of teaching you to read his body language which is quite efficient. Check out the following 9 signs telling that the man is really keen on you.

1. The closer the better!
The more often you notice the guy around you the better. This happening only when he is really into you. Indeed, why would someone who is indifferent to you want to see, hear you or simply be noticed by you? If you also find him attractive, let him know by flirting back, smiling or just saying a friendly “hi”.

10 Things You Should Never Have to Apologize

10 Things You Should Never Have to Apologize For
If you’re honest with yourself, then you know that not everyone in your life will support every decision you make.People will judge you. It’s inevitable. But that doesn’t mean you have to apologize for making a decision they don’t agree with.Bringing yourself down by apologizing for things you aren’t sorry for only takes away a part of who you are. It’s worth making a point to be honest with others. Start by not apologizing for these 10 things.

1.      Your Past

Do you have a friend or family member who always brings up the same instance over and over? And it’s something that happened 10 years ago? Do they still use it to manipulate you? 
Your past is just that. It’s your past.
Everyone makes foolish mistakes. We were all dumb teenagers once. But as long as it’s not part of who you are today and you’ve forgiven yourself for your mistakes, it shouldn’t be on your list of things to apologize for.

Friday 31 October 2014

I AM NIGERIAN



My childhood ran in streams and bush paths
When smells of iru pervaded the air
With firewood smoke, we appeased our hunger
From coal-black pots over slim wood stacks
And games and folksongs ruled our days
Under the silver moonlight’s gaze
Cheery we were, raised on the land
A happy child; young Nigerian

My teenage years, phases of change
The joys of parties and fast songs

IN LOVE AND WAR CHAPTER FIVE


Titi sighed. It was afternoon and they had hit several boutiques since they set out for shopping in the morning. They were in the famous city of Dubai, where they had just arrived two days ago. 
She evaluated all she had bought so far as they stood by the counter and Richard paid. This was the fourth boutique they were patronising, and all they had bought had been upscale and expensive. She didn't want to think about the price; how much their shopping was costing. Meanwhile, they were yet to buy the wedding dress itself. Weren't they supposed to be shopping just for the wedding? 
Titi gasped when she heard the cashier spell out the bill to Richard- fifty thousand dollars! She had never spent more than three thousand naira on an outfit by herself in her twenty-five years of existence. That was even when she'd had to wear a suit to present at a seminar while in school and she didn't have one, so she'd had to buy. She was used to economizing expenses. Her mother had successfully thought her how to stretch a hundred naira note till it begged for mercy.
Titi was cut off from her thoughts when Richard took her by the hand and told her they were leaving. Their bags had been packed into a waiting taxi outside and the driver sped off as soon as they got in. 

PURGED



How long shall i continue sitting cross legged
across the fence of insanity?
How long shall I continue sleeping
atop the bed of solitude?

Thursday 30 October 2014

8 Ways To Spice Up A Boring Relationship

8 Ways To Spice Up A Boring Relationship

What is the number one reason couples break up? Good question. The answer is debatable, for sure. Typically the most popular reasons often include infidelity, poor communication, or financial disagreements. In every study I’ve read, one of these culprits always holds the top spot. That said, I’d like to nominate another reason  –one that rarely tops the list but can be to blame. It’s one of the most dangerous things that can happen to a relationship. Boredom! Boredom is a threat to your relationship because it’s often the root of other issues.
If you recognize that your relationship could use a boost, what do you do? Here are eight ways to spice up a boring relationship and keep it hot in 2012!

1. Speak Their Love Language

This is an important step, but rarely executed. Dr. Gary Chapman’s book “Five Love Languages” really should be required reading for everyone interested in having a romantic relationship. The book describes the various love languages we all “speak.”
Knowing your partner’s love language is fundamental in a relationship because while you can love someone with every fiber in your body, unless you are conveying that love in a way they can understand it, they’ll never truly feel loved (and desired).

12 Most Loved Cities in Nigeria

Nigeria is a fascinating destination, blessed with amazing cities and towns. Most of these cities and towns are known across the country for their fascinating attractions, beautiful scenery, natural resources and cultural heritage.  Abuja, the capital city is one of the most loved cities in the country. There are other major cities in Nigeria which are very much loved and visited. Some are loved for their homeliness and hospitable demeanour, others are for their economic and business advantages; yet more are loved for their availability of fun, tourism and vacation spots.
We’ve scouted about, dug around and browsed the Internet for recommendations from Nigerians, and tourists, and we still came up with a definitive list of the most loved cities in Nigeria. Therefore, in no particular order, here are the most loved cities in Nigeria to visit:

1. Ibadan

It’s also called the ‘ancient city’ and it’s the state capital of Oyo. It’s described as the biggest city in the whole of West Africa. Located in the south-western part of Nigeria it is densely populated with so many industrial and commercial activities. This city has the first advance learning institution – the University of Ibadan (formally the university college Ibadan), also the first sky scrapper (Cocoa house) and the first teaching hospital in Africa. The city is made up of interwoven streets with local and international markets and malls. This city is known for tourism too, with a remarkable museum in the African study institution, botanical and Zoological garden in Agodi and in the University of Ibadan respectively, Mapo colonial city hall. Life in this town is beautiful with diversity of lifestyle and culture.

Ibadan (2)


2. Abuja

Nigeria’s Federal capital, Abuja is currently one of the most developed cities in the country. Little wonder it is loved and experiencing alarming levels of immigration. Abuja is Nigeria’s seat of power and it is believed that in Abuja, life is good. Whether rich, middle class or poor, there somehow is a place for all. It is also considered a highly business destination. While in Abuja, experience a different kind of sightseeing that will make your visit memorable. Places like Jabi Lake, Silverbird Cinema and Millennium Park are really cool spots to unwind and have fun. For folks who love to shop, some of the big shopping stores in Abuja will give you value for your money.

Abuja Residential Area


3. Jos

‘J town’ as it is popularly called is one of the “cool” and most loved cities in the northern region of Nigeria. Aside from its recent crisis, the city is a lot of fun and people love it particularly for the weather and serene environment. The southern part of Jos is said to be peaceful and the people there are really accommodating. What’s more? The standard of living in Jos is very affordable. It also boasts a number of attractions including two museums, a wildlife park and game reserve, breathtaking waterfalls and striking hills and rocks. Jos is a beautiful town and is a really nice place to raise a family or live.

Jos


4. Calabar

Located in South-eastern Nigeria and watered by the Great Kwa and Calabar rivers, the city is home to a variety of attractions such as Obudu Cattle Ranch and Tinapa Resort. The city attracts visitors with its array of tasty delicacies, beautiful architecture and festivals. Every year, Calabar hosts Africa’s biggest street party known as the Calabar Carnival, where diverse colourful cultural costumes are displayed. There’s never a dull moment in this carnival. For indigenous vacation in Nigeria, Calabar is often the first location that comes to people’s mind. The city boasts of several other attractions including an integrated sports complex, a free trade zone and Port and an international air and sea port among many others.

Calabar Carnival, Cross River State


5. Minna

Located in the west central part of Nigeria, Minna is a quiet and loveable commercial city. This beautiful town was a collection point for agricultural produce way back then. According to history, Minna was a labour camp for railway construction and this led to the gradual development of the town to now a major commercial city. The populace in this area are involved in all sorts of farming. This town is not densely populated and it has a blend of several cultures and life styles. Minna has some notable tourist sites to her name amongst which are the Gurara falls, Baro port (which was used in the colonial days for transport), The Wushishi Transway engine (First railway Locomotive engine and others like Kainji lake national park that is not so far from the city. Electricity is very constant because of the proximity of the Kainji Dam to the town. Food, accommodation, transport and general life style here is quite affordable. 
Minna


6. Enugu

Enugu CIty
Popularly known as ‘coal city’, a pseudonym that was given to Enugu due to its mining activities.. Located at the south-eastern part of Nigeria, it’s the state capital of Enugu. It’s described as one of the oldest urban areas within the region. Her populace are involved in agriculture, besides the mining of coal and other solid minerals. Enugu is loved by so many not just for ‘coal’ but for its notable tourist destinations like Nike Holiday Resort, Iva Valley (coal mine) and the famous Nmanwu Cultural Festival. The road network here is well designed with so many state of the art buildings (complexes and malls). In general, it is highly commercialised and life in Enugu is like living on a fast lane.

7. Port Harcourt

Port Harcourt
Port Harcourt is a coastal city with scenic shorelines. This city as described by tourist is a “centre of black jewel (oil)”. It is known as the Garden city because of its greenery and aesthetic parks within the metropolis. This city is the state capital of Rivers located in the south-south region of Nigeria. This town is known for its level of commerce as far back as 1912 due to the presence of the sea port (used for exports). This city is densely populated and full of industrial activities. It is home to so many multinational companies, most of which are affiliated to oil and gas. Port-Harcourt city is loved for numerous reasons but most for its wealth as a result of oil. She is home to many tourist sites such as Sea Ports, Isaac Boro Park, Monument of Jaja, Bony Island, Ifoko Beach, the oil refineries, the tourist beach etc. The standard of living here is high and this spans across food, shelter and clothing. The city is well known for its lively and dynamic nightlife.

8. Uyo

Jos  Once adjudged the neatest city in Nigeria, Uyo is a cool, calm, classy and serene destination. Also in South-eastern Nigeria, it is the capital of Akwa Ibom, a major oil producing state in the country. The city is loved for its peace and serenity among other things. Although life in Uyo is quite expensive, people don’t mind because of the low crime and crisis rate. The inhabitants are predominantly farmers and traders. With the increased level of infrastructural growth and human development, Uyo is definitely a place to look out for. The Ibom connection and Le Meridien Ibom Hotel and Golf Resort, Ibom Tropicana Resort and other projects under construction are some of the soon to be bubbling spots in the area.

9. Kano

Durbar Festiva, Kano State
The city of Kano is the capital of Kano state in Northern Nigeria. The second largest city in Nigeria, Kano is the second major seat of the Hausas/Fulanis, the other being Sokoto. Kano is an ancient city and is the pride of most Northerners. The city boasts an international airport and a number of tourist attractions including Bagauda Lake/Tiga Lake Resort Man-made, Tourist Camp, Audu Bako Zoo, Gidan Makama Museum Monument/Museum and Kofar Mata Dyeing Pit among others. The major festival is the Durbar festival hosted by the Emir of Kano to mark and celebrate the two annual Muslim festivals Eid-ul-Fitr and Eid al-Adha. The majority of the populace are farmers which is no surprise since Kano is considered the most extensively irrigated with over 3 million hectares of land suitable for cultivation.

10. Warri

Warri
It’s one of the biggest cities In Delta state. Located on the Lower Niger/Delta coast line. Its not the state capital but it’s more popular and has a lot of history compared to Asaba the capital. Its an old town known for oil production and the presence of the traditional kingdom Warri, dated back as far as the 15th and 16th century. Its a port town that has a lot of industrial activities (oil and steel). People from this notable town are called wafarians, known for business and tourism. The presence of oil has a ripple effect on its commerce. Tourism here is huge as tourist are exposed to attractions like the palace of the Olu of Warri, Nama palace, Koko Red Mangrove Swamp, Effurun Garden Park, beaches and resorts.

11. Lagos

Lagos
It’s the most populous city in according to population census. It is also known as the economic capital of Nigeria. This mega city is separated by water bodies into two main parts (Island and Mainland). It is located in the south-western part of Nigeria. Lagos is known for commerce, filled with industries from all economic sectors. The road network is next to none and it boasts of a good number of tall buildings and sky scrappers. The nightlife in this city is as busy as the day, painted with a lot malls, clubs, restaurants and bars. Visitors will always have a first class experience in terms of buying and selling. Lagos has local and international markets of all kind. The coastline makes Lagos a ravishing beauty!

12. Ilorin

Ilorin
Ilorin is a very interesting city. It’s a city that has not really being in the lime light but is surprisingly one of the largest cities in Nigeria. The capital of Kwara, Ilorin is located in the North Central region of the country. As quiet as Ilorin seems, it has an international cargo airport, a 20,000 capacity stadium and the only standard base ball Court in West Africa. Ilorin is also home to several prominent “learned” men and women as the legal profession is really strong there. Ilorin is blessed with several natural resources and the standard of living is affordable. Pottery and traditional textile industry among others are thriving businesses there also. Tourist attractions in the area include the Esie museum and the stately Sobi Hill; and that is why it is one of the most loved cities in Nigeria. 

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